the three items necessary in this life (not necessarily in this order):
 a gun. in this case, a masterpiece arms 9mm mac mini defender (model mpa930).
 an lp of johnny cash's live album johnny cash at san quentin. (the live johnny cash at folsom prison lp is also acceptable. in a pinch, other cash vinyl might be a marginally acceptable substitute. temporarily, of course.)
 a bible. this particular one is an niv study bible. the nasb is also a good choice.
(those of you who know me, know i'm joking. sort of.)